I'm just ahead of my time.

20 years ago I wished that computers only had 1 style port that anything would connect to (power, keyboard, printer, monitor, etc). It would take the mystery out of setting up a computer. One where direction didn't matter (there would be no upside down). "Plug it in anywhere" would be the setup directions.

1) Apple finally caught up with my imagination

2) Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.